Given the sparse arable acreage on the top of my head, my wife has long encouraged me to get my hair cut very short . . . and that is exactly what I did. But after considering the gray fringes left afterwards, I looked at the barber with serious intent.
“Hell, Just cut it all off,” I said with a wave of my hands at my reflection in the mirror.
“Right down to the skin?” he replied.
“Nah,” I said. “Right down to the bone.”
“And while you are at it,” I added. “Take the sideburns off, too.”
It just wouldn’t look right to leave them. A goatee would suffice nicely.
I closed my eyes and listened as his clippers moved effortlessly across my head. Front to back. Side to side. Up and down the sides of my face. And as he maneuvered about my head and face they gradually grew more sensitive to the air flowing over and around them. I was curious what I would find once I opened my eyes again.
I was first concerned about the shape of my head. Would it look good shorn of its once hirsute glory? Would there be bumps and creases better left covered? Would there be nicks and liver spots I would prefer left hidden? As it turns out, my head looks pretty damn good for a guy my age. In fact, shorn of the gray, thinning hair, I thought perchance I might even look a bit younger. The verdict is still out on that one.
My hair has not been this short since 1956 . . . well, I actually had some hair back then. So I guess it has not been this short since the day I was born. But come to think of it, even then had a few downy wisps up there. I had hair down over my shoulders in my 20s, and it has been medium long off and on since then. Yet with advancing age I have watched it grow thinner and grayer and I seem to always be in a quandary as how to manage it so that it looks good. Problem solved.
How long will this new look last? There are already bets that it won’t be that long; I’ll grow tired of having to shave my entire head every day. I don’t think so. Five minutes with a razor in the shower and I am good to go for another day . . . less time than it takes to wash and rinse it. Frankly, I like the new look and I think I will keep it. I just hope others will look beyond the chromed dome and consider the inner man. To quote Dolly Parton: “Just ‘cause you lost your fuzz doesn’t mean you ain’t a peach.”
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